My curiosity overrode my usual literary snobbery and so I read this book. I will admit I loved to hate it and laughed my way through this train wreck. It's the most unintentionally hilarious unintentional parody I've ever read. If I'd known you could just write down your own drawn out, elaborate sexual fantasies without regard to credibility, sense, story, plot, or writing ability and make a shitload of money, well, I'd have a shitload of money. and for anyone who finds this book liberating or empowering or whatever, please take a moment to realize the author didn't even have the guts to type the word vagina or penis, not once. Oh my. Maybe it was too UNNERVING.